2 months ago// 3,455 notes©

She stood up, she was so nice, and she points to Jay-Z and was like, “Oh, we just watched you on the Kennedy Center Honors, you were so great. You were so cute in your little red dress.” And she said that I had a little red dress, which means that she actually watched it, or it means I was having a stroke and I imagined the entire thing.

2 months ago// 79,021 notes©


can’t you imagine it though?

ginny’s going through a questioning phase and her older brothers keep making sex jokes so she writes in her diary “what’s a clitoris?” and tom’s on the other side like “i am a dark lord but i have a duty to this poor girl”

3 months ago// 140,705 notes©
#: omg



UCF two tallest volleyball players and shortest cheerleader

its like they’re not even the same species.

3 months ago// 299,124 notes©
#: omg


What a fucking sociopath, how you just post Vegan cupcakes nonchalantly like you just didn’t pull the stunt of the century

4 months ago// 27,752 notes©

@lucyhale: Things Girls Say

6 months ago// 4,033 notes©