bombliate:

how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it

justinibiebers:

stuff you ask your mom:

• mom where’s my towel
• mom what do we eat for dinner
• mom what time is it
• mom where’s my phone
• mom when do you come back
• mom what day is it

stuff you ask your dad

• dad where is mom

titytwochainz:

you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch

tobiasfunkey:

ideal date:

• chicken strips
• nap
• make out w/ me
• watch 3 hours of parks and rec while playing with my hair
• get out of my face

e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

kristentewarts:

kristentewarts:

ashley is friends with CJ who is friends with kristen therefore kristen and ashley have a connection and its just a little time before kristen and ashley start to hang out like it happened before with ellie and kristen that one time

I FUCKING CALLED IT